don't forget about us

this comes straight from page six (via socialite's life, which is where i saw this fantastic photo), so i'm not sure how true it is. even if it's complete rubbish, it's still absolutely hysterical.

we all know mariah carey crashed and burned with glitter, and while it may be true that she has triumphantly returned to the top of the pops, the bitch is still crazy. that's why i love her!

apparently, mariah recently decided it was time to give something back. maybe she felt guilty for robbing her fans by reissuing her latest album (the emancipation of mimi)... or maybe she's just trying to shed that pesky "diva" label (why won't those rumors just go away?). whatever the reason, she decided to donate a handful of fur coats... to the homeless! she's such a humanitarian, don't you agree!?

i wonder just what the recipients will do with their glamorous new gift. will they pawn it for cash or will they use it to cover up and strut down fifth avenue belting out "we belong together"? mariah is surely hoping for the latter.